Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Underdog Gets Away (1994)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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• Dr. Ross Geller : [inspecting the books at Susan and Carol's place]  Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.

  Susan Bunch : Well, you know, you have to take a course... Otherwise they don't let you do it.

• Chandler Bing : I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here...

  [while clinking his wine glass] 

  Chandler Bing : Ding ding.

  [resumes his speech] 

  Chandler Bing : I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean,

  [to Rachel] 

  Chandler Bing : if you'd gone to Vail,

  [to Monica and Ross] 

  Chandler Bing : and if you guys'd been with your family,

  [to Joey] 

  Chandler Bing : if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.

  All : That's so sweet.

  Ross Geller : And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.

  Rachel Green : And a crappy New Year.

  Chandler Bing : Here, here!