The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
The Philadelphia Story (1994)
Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks
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[Will confronting his former bully, Omar]
Will : Let me tell you something, man. You have kicked me off of this court for the last time.
Omar : I don't remember kicking you off the first time.
Will : You really don't remember me, huh?
Omar : No.
Will : OK, OK, OK, OK. Hey, can I see that ball, brother?
[takes a basketball from one of Omar's friends]
Will : How about a little hint?
[hits Omar in the head with the ball]
Omar : Oh, I remember you, but hey man, I'm not like that anymore.
Will : Really? You look like the same bald-headed punk.
Omar : Oh yeah, I remember you. You the chicken sandwich guy.
Will : I am not a CHICKEN! My momma made me move, man. My momma made me. I would never leave Philly! I love it here.
Omar : So do I. That's why I'm giving back to it. I stayed to help the kids in the area not make my mistakes.
Will : You sound like an after-school special or something, but that ain't gonna do nothing for my rep.
[gets into a fighting stance]
Will : Let's go right now, and I ain't taking no for an answer.
Omar : You have no choice.
[to his friends]
Omar : Let's go.
[starts walking away]
Will : [approaches the fence] Oh yeah, well, you're so stupid, you thought a quarterback was a refund. How about that? Hey, you so ugly, when you was born, the doctor just slapped both your parents. And your mom, oh my goodness! She is like a doorknob. Everybody gets a turn.
[Omar and his friends turn around]
Will : Guess the mom's the red button.
[Omar approaches Will]
Will : OK, OK, come on, let's go, let's go!
[tucks his head with his hands]
Omar : Look here, man. I know what you're trying to do, but I am not gonna hit you.
Will : [gets up] I'm gonna tell everybody you're a punk then.
Omar : Be my guest.
Will : What about your rep?
Omar : Look, you see those guys over there?
[points to his friends]
Omar : That's my rep. Brother, you need to grow up.
[leaves with his friends, as Will leaves the court and walks past a garbage can]
Carlton : Will!
[Will jumps, then sees Carlton, hiding in the can]
Carlton : Let me know when you need me.
