The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Home Is Where the Heart Attack Is (1993)
James Avery: Philip Banks
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Quotes
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Philip Banks : [while in the ambulance] Would you do me a favor, Will?
William 'Will' Smith : Uncle Phil, we are not stopping for no burger!
Philip Banks : No, no, no. Would you tell Carlton to look after the family just in case this is my last ride?
William 'Will' Smith : Your last ride? Whatcha you talking about, man? We gonna go for plenty of rides in ambulances, man.
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Philip Banks : [picks up some food on his plate, while on a diet after a heart attack] What the heck is this?
Geoffrey : [hesitates] Chicken, sir. Oh! You probably don't recognize it without a thick coating of batter and gravy!
[walks away]
Philip Banks : [drops the chicken piece] I can't do this. I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey... Oh my God. Turkey. With... pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.
[Will and Geoffrey the Butler exchange looks]
Philip Banks : Butter-drenched dressing. Tiny onions! Swimming in a sea of cream sauce. Oh!
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[Carlton visits Phil in the hospital after he has a heart attack]
Carlton : Hey, dad. I would have come sooner but... I couldn't stand to see you like this. I mean, you're like Superman to me.
Phillip Banks : Yeah, and cheeseburgers are my kryptonite, huh?
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Phillip Banks : What are you talking about? I weigh the same as I did in high school.
Will : Yeah, if you add up all four years.
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Philip Banks : Will! I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
William 'Will' Smith : Hey man! My uncle says he can't breathe!
Paramedic : That could be because you're leaning on his oxygen hose.