Frasier (TV Series)

The Two Hundredth (2001)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Daphne Moon : I'm the one who ruined his treasured collection.

  Martin Crane : Oh, all his crap is treasured.

• Martin Crane : But look, don't feel bad. I've broken lots of his stuff.

  Daphne Moon : I've never heard of you breaking anything.

  Martin Crane : That's because I know how to cover my tracks. Take a look at that fertility god statue over there. It used to be a lot more fertile, if you know what I mean.

  Daphne Moon : Oh my God! This is a Tootsie Roll! That's brilliant!

• Frasier : A Hall and Oates tape. That rules you out, Dad. And it definitely rules out Niles.

  Daphne Moon : [in tears]  Dr. Crane...

  Frasier : Or does it? Perhaps the tape is just a red herring, meant to throw me off the scent. A psychological game. There's only one of you that would combat me on that level.

  Daphne Moon : I did it.

  Frasier : Ah-ha!

  Dr. Niles Crane : You can't say "Ah-ha". You thought it was me.