Filthy Rich & Catflap (TV Series)
Episode #1.3 (1987)
Nigel Planer: Ralph Filthy
Quotes
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Ralph Filthy : Listen, I am not a well man. This morning I coughed so hard I sucked my trousers up my backside.
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Richard Rich : A peepshow, Filthy? What if Tarby finds out? I shall be thrown out of the Royal Order of the Charitable Self-Publicising Showbiz Bog Otters.
Ralph Filthy : Don't worry about the Bog Otters, Richie, they were in here themselves half an hour ago, but they had to leave cos they run out of 50p's.
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Ralph Filthy : Don't worry, Richie, these days prison food is quite acceptable. Mind you, it's not so nice when they nail you to the table and shove it up your backside.
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Ralph Filthy : Of course I'll impress your friends, we'll make a bona, little team. The financial artist.
Richard Rich : The theatrical artiste.
Edward Catflap : And the piss artist.
