Richie is throwing a diner party for his showbiz pals to celebrate his ten years in the biz. But since neither he nor Eddie has any money to pay for food supplies, they end up stealing it. Filthy arranges an alibi for Richie by getting him a gig doing comedy at at peep-show. Written by
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Richie says that he "must learn to read sometime" but earlier he was reading from Jimmy Tarbuck's golfing anecdotes, which means he can read. See more
[about an enormous pile of meat they stole
Good lord Eddie, how'd you get all that meat down your trousers!
That's what all the girls say.
Smut is the last recourse of the emotional cripple, Eddie. For it is a psychological truism that they talk about that which they cannot do.
Oh, is that why you're always talking about acting, plop-pants?