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8/10
We are deprived of a Ricardo Montalban seduction scene.
imdb-252884 November 2022
The Red Buttons story wasn't exactly bad, but it interfered with the story about Mr. Roarke and guest. It was a bit corny, being that Buttons was so old already. In so many ways, this show was geared towards children, and maybe they did that on purpose, one story for kids, the other for grown ups. I know I'd have appreciated this one better as a child. Props for the ever delightful Frances Nguyen here.

Now! For The Return. It is a pity that I watched part 2 of this storyline first (another episode taking place in season 3). The story works, and I'm quite pleased with it, but it could have been so much better! First, I truly loved the casting of Samantha Eggar. She is the perfect counterpart to Mr. Roarke. The interspersed story of friendship between Mr. Roarke and Tattoo is very touching, as well. What I didn't like: they call it The Return because the characters are privy to a story whose episode never aired, so it's very frustrating to this viewer! Since I'm watching the episodes in random order I had to go back to the list and see that, nope: this is the first, there wasn't another where another actress, a la Darrin Stephens, might have played Sam's character.

So my beef is this: we were deprived of seeing their backstory. They really ought to have made it a 3 parter. But more than that, we are also deprived of a seduction scene, for which Ricardo Montalban was legendary in the Golden Age of Hollywood! (Just watch him sing with Esther Williams "Baby it's Cold Outside" to see what I mean, or watch him in action, dancing with Cyd Charisse; both clips available on YouTube.) In fact, there's no seduction scene at all: a 3rd party connects them, so neither had to do any work. I suppose time constraints and all. This ought to have been one of those 1h30 min episodes. So, here besides the plot holes, the gaps for which are filled by Tattoo at the end ("Boss, you knew all along that..."; "Yes, of course I did, but I had to..."), we also are to believe that Roarke didn't know that she had the hots for him, and he simply brought in 3 other guys, whom he thought would include her prospective suitor. His powers of perception didn't work here?

I also get that an "old Hollywood" seduction scene from Roarke wouldn't have worked in the traditional sense, being that he is the host and wouldn't take advantage of his female guests the way Tattoo would, but they could have skipped the Red Buttons story and simply have given us flashbacks to said crucial (yet imaginary) episode which never happened. That would have shown us their exchanging glances like teenagers, as Mr. Roarke makes a similar analogy. So, this put a damper on the whole episode for me. Otherwise, Helena Marsh was just lovely, sweet and kind and their story worked pretty well. I don't much have an opinion on the somewhat disappointing ending because I know what comes next in their part II. The boy wasn't annoying here, but he had minimum acting, thankfully.

Highlights of the show: Tattoo's jealousy and the denouement of this substoryline. Helena Marsh looking impossibly gorgeous in a lovely medium green ensemble at the very end of the show. (Let it be known that redheads look their very best in green, yet so seldom wear it on TV, in favor of unflattering-to-them reds and pinks!)

All in all, glad to have finally watched this episode. 8/10 and sure to rewatch it soon, FFWDing thru Red Buttons' story.
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7/10
Who Me?
QContinuum17820 September 2021
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Red Buttons shows up to spend a weekend being a tough guy like the movie heroes he sees all the time. After standing up for a native being sexually harassed by a guest - does Roarke really make his staff put up with that? - Buttons finds himself drafted by the natives to protect them from modern-day pirates bleeding them dry (and, again, why does Roarke allow that?). The lessons of learning how to lead by example are important, yes, but shouldn't be necessary because, if Roarke really is the law on this island, Buttons should have just been able to flex his muscles at the beach instead of risking his life.

Of course, Roarke is rather distracted in this episode. Samantha Eggar plays a returning guest (who, apparently, visited four years ago before the show began) wanting to reconnect with someone she fell in love with during her last visit. Roarke doesn't normally let people come back and get another fantasy, but he goes for it this time. It doesn't take long for the audience or Tattoo to figure out what Samantha's longing glances at Roarke mean. Honestly, I'm surprised female guests falling in love with Roarke doesn't happen more often. After Tattoo confronts Roarke about this, the stunned host does a certain amount of soul-searching before confirming with Samantha that his friend's guess is true, only to admit that he loves her back. Aha! That's why she got another shot at a fantasy! Will marriage plans see fruition? Will Tattoo have to share a room with Samantha's kid? Shouldn't Roarke at least give Red Buttons an extra burst of strength before racing off to go horseback riding with Samantha?
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7/10
Fun and corny
xbatgirl-3002912 March 2023
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This episode is super corny and pretty much aimed at the kids in the audience, including Tattoo's car getting stolen by a chimp, but somehow it still works. The result is super light hearted, feel good fluff - just what Fantasy Island was made for. The bonus is that the "island" looks even prettier and more dreamlike than usual. The gardens they shot in were at their best. Special effort seemed to go into lighting this week. Flowers were blooming everywhere. One great shot was near a pond with a waterfall, with dozens of swans everywhere and parrots in the trees. It really is a perfect fantasy. Also Montalbán got to look super sexy in the horseback riding scene.

It's a relief after the previous episode that only two characters briefly showed up in brown-face. And that they cast as actual Asian woman as Red Buttons' love interest. Both stories have shades of white saviorism. But they're also so goofy and over the top, especially Buttons' storyline, the show gets away with it.

The ending of Eggers' fantasy was inevitable. You know from the start, the nearly omniscient Roarke was up to something. Their affair is so sudden, one never quite buys that Roarke is truly in love. His compassion though seems endless and selfless. Villechaize's acting was better than usual and you really empathize with poor Tattoo's feelings of rejection.

One of the better episodes and it leaves you smiling.
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go to another island
stones7817 February 2014
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While this episode might have showed some promise early on, it falls flat when Mr. Rourke finally reveals that his fantasy from 4 years ago was to fall in love with the same woman who's once again back on the island, to fulfill the same fantasy as him. The woman, Helena, is played by a bland Samantha Eggar, and they plan to marry(ugh!), and Tattoo thinks he'll get kicked out of the house if they get married, even though she assures him that won't be the case. Thankfully for the show's sake, they don't get married, and the reason why they can't is actually pretty good, but that doesn't save the show from itself and the silly premise. The other segment wasn't much better, as Red Butons(Tony)wants to be a very strong man who wishes to be like John Wayne, Charles Bronson, and Clint Eastwood(wow, how original), and he gets his chance when a local group of people are forced to give up their pearls to some miserable gang of hoods. You may or may not recognize or even care that France Nuyen also stars here. It's not worth going into details, but it was a rather weak and silly conclusion, and having Mr. Rourke fall in love was a bad start to begin with, and it only gets worse.
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