Lisa Whelchel: Blair Warner

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Blair Warner : Mrs. Garrett, you will not believe this, but I have done it again!

  Edna Garrett : What have you done again, Blair?

  [Jo rolls her eyes] 

  Blair Warner : Thanks to me, Jo has won the annual Best New Student award.

  Jo Polniaczek : [drily]  Thanks to her.

  Edna Garrett : [to Jo]  You've come a long way, baby! Oh, congratulations, Jo! I'm so proud of you!

  [hugs her, pats her back] 

  Blair Warner : What about me? I took a raw piece of marble and sculpted a masterpiece!

  Jo Polniaczek : I'd like to tell her what she can do with her chisel.

  Blair Warner : See? Just bubbling over with clever repartee. Before I gave her polish, she would have simply grunted and punched me out.

  Jo Polniaczek : Good habits are hard to break.

• Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : [entering their room]  Hi.

  Blair Warner : Hi, Tootie. We're deciding on a hairstyle for Jo when she accepts her award.

  Natalie Green : How about the Nancy Reagan quiff?

  [demonstrates on Jo's hair] 

  Jo Polniaczek : Forget it. I don't wanna look like someone with starch in my bra.

  Natalie Green : Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. What about the Barbara Streisand look? We could frizz your hair and break your nose.