The Facts of Life (TV Series)
Let's Party (1983)
Lisa Whelchel: Blair Warner
Quotes
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Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : You were in an accident, right?
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : No.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Don't give me that, Marshall was driving and he was drunk!
Blair Warner : Jo, don't yell.
Natalie Green : Blair, my knee won't stop shaking.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Alright, what happened?
Blair Warner : He knocked down a tree.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : A small tree.
Blair Warner : I told Marshall he was going too fast, and then he ran right through a red light.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : It was yellow!
Blair Warner : It was red, Tootie! And there was another car coming, I screamed!
Natalie Green : You screamed?
Blair Warner : And then we went right off the road!
Natalie Green : Why won't my knee stop shaking?
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : It's alright, Nat, just take it easy.
Blair Warner : We could've been killed.
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Blair Warner : You know Marshall, there's one thing I've always wanted to do, drive a station wagon! Why don't you give me the keys?
Marshall Ramsey : Hey I took psyche, you all think I'm too bombed to drive, don't you?
Natalie Green : You could've skipped psyche and figured that out.
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Blair Warner : Why didn't I leave with Jo? I could've had a perfectly safe ride on the back of her filthy bike.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : I don't know why Jo was in such a rush to leave.
Natalie Green : Because she's smart that's why.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : It's because she doesn't know how to have a good time.
Natalie Green : Like George?
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Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Look Tootie, something awful happened tonight AND IT COULD'VE BEEN 10 TIMES WORSE!
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : I know it was awful, alright? But it's over now!
Blair Warner : Is it? He's about to drive off to another party.
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Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Guess what we just dug up from our solar green house...
Blair Warner : Your face?
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : No, Blair, a bok-choy!
Edna Garrett : Ah! Chinese cabbage!
Blair Warner : Well! E-I-E-I-O.
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Blair Warner : I wonder if I'm missing out on anything by not having a brother? Nah! Who wants to deal with a boy as beautiful as I am?
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Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Wait up, Blair. I'll go with you.
Blair Warner : Jo, how sweet. But really, I'm feeling much better now.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : I want the blanket for my broccoli!