The Facts of Life (TV Series)
From Russia with Love (1981)
Nancy McKeon: Jo Polniaczek
Quotes
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Jo Polniaczek : You lied to your grandparents, you lied to your parents, you're really on a roll.
Natalie Green : It's called survival. Can you imagine how much fun a weekend with grandma would be?
Blair Warner : Oh please, with my mother's 3 marriages I'm an expert on grandparents. When they all come over at Christmastime, it sounds like a bunch of antique cars warming up.
[coughs and hacks]
Jo Polniaczek : I never got to know my grandparents, they all died on me.
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Grandma Mona : First they burnt all our hay. And then a mean old looking cossack, started whipping my father.
Blair Warner : How terrible.
Grandma Mona : I ran over to him and I said 'you stop hurting my papa!' Then he put a gun to my chest and he said 'Lie down'.
Jo Polniaczek : Geez Louise.
Grandma Mona : And I said 'no, if you want to kill me, I'll stand'. He said 'I don't want to kill you, I want something else.'
Edna Garrett : Oh my God.
Blair Warner : What did you do?
Grandma Mona : I don't know, without even thinking, God must've given me the strength, I gave him such a push that he fell back over a milk stool, and I began to run. And I ran and I ran and I ran, until I hid, in a corn field.
Edna Garrett : And he never found you?
Grandma Mona : No.
Edna Garrett : Oh Mona, you're lucky to be here.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : And we're lucky we weren't there.
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Jo Polniaczek : Hey where's your grandma?
Natalie Green : She's driving me crazy, that's where she is. Can you imagine a woman of her age trying to tell me how to run my love life?
Jo Polniaczek : Oh yeah, she's a real troublemaker. Well I'll tell you, you don't want her, I'll take her, cuz' I could use a grandma.
Natalie Green : Oh yeah you're the type, you'd just love to have some old lady give you advice, pinch your cheeks, worry you're gonna fall off your motorcycle.
Jo Polniaczek : Yeah, I can handle that. At least grandmas don't look for angles like other people, I mean they don't ask for a thing from ya, all they want to do is love you. I'll see you later.
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[first lines]
Natalie Green : Well, Jo, what do you think?
[waves her freshly-lacquered purplish fingernails about]
Natalie Green : Passionate Plum.
Jo Polniaczek : Passionate Plum? That could get you into trouble.
Natalie Green : [big grin] If I'm lucky.