Ellen (TV Series)

The Houseguest (1994)

David Driver: Customer

Quotes 

• Customer : So, what's a cappuccino?

  Joe Farrell : A cappuccino is a coffee drink of Italian origin comprised of equal parts steamed milk, foam milk and espresso. The name is derived from the foam cap which was thought to resemble the hooded robes of the Capuchin friars of the 16th century.

  Customer : I meant what's it cost?

  Joe Farrell : [Containing his anger]  Three dollars.

  Customer : Okay, what's a cafe latte?

  Joe Farrell : Also three dollars.

  Customer : No, I mean, does it have a little story to go with it?

  Joe Farrell : Here's me... here's my patience... I've lost it! Get out of here!