The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

The Runaway (1980)

Lance LeGault: Les Sloane

Quotes 

• Myrtle Tillingham : I can't tell you where the Duke boys went.

  Les Sloane : It's very important, miss. It's a matter of life and death.

  Myrtle Tillingham : Well, I'd love to help you, but Boss Hogg who owns this here company, made company rule number two.

  The Balladeer : [$20 bribe handed over]  Well, that extra twenty just hit on Boss Hogg's rule number two, which is:

  Myrtle Tillingham : Never turn down cash on the barrel-head. Especially when your barrel's empty.

• Les Sloane : Okay, Suzy, climb out!

  Daisy Duke : [but...]  And here I thought you two big handsome hunks were after me.