The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
The Ghost of General Lee (1979)
Tom Wopat: Luke Duke
Quotes
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Luke Duke : [Rosco finds the General Lee glowing bright red, hears Luke's ghostly voice] Come on, Rosco, get in, we'll drive you all the way to the pearly gates.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : No! No!
Luke Duke : [on the car floor, into radio] That is if they still let you in after what you done to us.
[laughs sinisterly]
Bo Duke : [on the floor] How's old Rosco look now?
Luke Duke : [looking through makeshift periscope] Like a canceled stamp. This luminous paint works like a charm.
[into radio]
Luke Duke : You framed us, Rosco! We' gonna get you, Rosco! We ain't gonna let you rest! ROOOOSCO!
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Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [hearing Luke's voice in his office] Somebody's playing tricks.
Luke Duke : It's me, Rosco, Luke Duke, calling from beyond the grave.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : There ain't no such thing as ghosts. Is it?
Luke Duke : Rosssscoooo.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Somebody just uh, playing tricks here, and being disrespectful of the dead and I just, I'm...
Luke Duke : You *framed* us, Rosco!
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : I didn't frame nobody.
Luke Duke : Look down in the sheriff's impound.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : I ain't gonna look down in nothing.
Luke Duke : See for yourself!
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : What's down there?
Luke Duke : Come on, Rosco.
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Luke Duke : [realizing he only freed her halfway, turns back] Are you all right?
Daisy Duke : [smiling] I am now.
[can manage by herself]
