The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in Jail (1964)

Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie

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• Rob Petrie : [on the phone]  Charlie? Hi. Listen, I want... Would you like to do anything tonight? You pick... You would? Great, Charlie. Uh, would you like to go to a movie or go bowling? Bowling it is. Great. Hey, listen, I'll pick you up, Charlie. You still live over on North Roxman Drive? I'll pick you up... What do you mean you don't live on Roxman Drive? Do you... Is this Charlie Mandel? Oh, heck no. I'm sorry. I'd... I seem to have a wrong number. Does this, uh... Does that mean you won't go out with me?

• Rob Petrie : Honey, not that cannon! Will you stop jumpin' the gun?

• Laura Petrie : Rob, I don't like to see you taking the blame for someone else. And, besides, I don't want to see your name on some police bladder.

  Rob Petrie : Blotter.

• Rob Petrie : [talking to himself]  I wonder if it's bad talkin' to yourself when you're alone.

  Rob Petrie : [answering himself]  A lot better than talkin' to yourself when you're NOT alone.

• Maureen Core : You gonna see the next show?

  Rob Petrie : Well, I might. I'd like to see Benny Joey...

  Maureen Core : Well, come on. He's in my dressing room.

  Rob Petrie : In your dre... Uh, d'I... Maybe I can come back a little later.

  Maureen Core : Oh, it'll be all right. Everybody ends up in my dressing room.