Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
Anything You Can Do (2004)
Teri Hatcher: Susan Mayer
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Quotes
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Julie Mayer : Mom, you're getting too dressed up.
Susan Mayer : I know, but I wanna look really sexy.
Julie Mayer : I told Mike I expect him to have you home by eleven.
Susan Mayer : Hmm. How about midnight?
Julie Mayer : All right, but no later. You know how I worry. So, you, uh, got protection?
Susan Mayer : Oh my god. We are so not having this conversation.
Julie Mayer : We are because I enjoy being an only child.
Susan Mayer : Are you finished?
Julie Mayer : Almost. You know, I always assumed I would have sex for the first time before you would have it again.
Susan Mayer : Okay, you can leave now.
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Bree Van De Kamp : God, I couldn't wait to get rid of them! So, Lynette said that you found Zack.
Susan Mayer : He's at a rehabilitation center. Julie snuck in and actually talked to him.
Lynette Scavo : Did he say anything about his mother's suicide?
Susan Mayer : There wasn't enough time. He did say one thing that was kind of mysterious. He said something happened to someone named Dana, and that he could never ever talk about it.
Gabrielle Solis : Who the hell's Dana?
Lynette Scavo : That's the mystery part.
Susan Mayer : I figure Dana has something to do with what Mary Alice was trying to hide.
Lynette Scavo : So somebody found out Mary Alice's secret...
Bree Van De Kamp : ...and sent the note.
Gabrielle Solis : So who the hell is that?
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Susan Mayer : Hey, Edie!
Edie Britt : Wow! Get a load of you! You look so pretty. I hardly recognize you.
Susan Mayer : Oh this? Well, I have a date. Right now. With Mike. We kissed. FYI.
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Susan Mayer : Ooo, love that jacket. Good choice.
Mike Delfino : Um, look, Susan, I'm really sorry, but I've got to cancel. I had an -unexpected house guest.
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Kendra Taylor : Coming through! Oh, sorry. Hi, I'm Kendra.
Susan Mayer : Susan.
Kendra Taylor : I'm gonna run to the car and get my stuff.
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Mike Delfino : I know how this looks, but there is nothing between us. Kendra is just an old friend.
Susan Mayer : Old friend?
Mike Delfino : Yeah, you know...
Susan Mayer : Yeah. Yeah. No, actually no, I don't know. So, by old friend, do you mean college pal, bowling buddy, saved you from drowning?
Mike Delfino : It's hard to explain.
Susan Mayer : Could you give it a shot?
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Mike Delfino : I promise, I'll make this up to you. And you look... amazing.
Kendra Taylor : Mike, where are the towels?
Susan Mayer : Thanks.
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Edie Britt : Hey, how was your big date?
Susan Mayer : Mike had to reschedule.
Edie Britt : Oh. Because of the hot girl? With the suitcase? Over there? Gosh, how devastating for you. FYI.