Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Fraudcast News (1992)

Jim Cummings: Darkwing Duck, Drake Mallard

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• Bianca Beakley : ...and that was the scene downtown tonight as the enigmatic caped crime fighter, Darkwing Duck, once again saves the citizens of St. Canard from the insidious clutches of crime. Next on Canard Copy, a searing profile on Merriweather, the world renowned cockroach mime, now appearing at the St. Canard Center for the Arts... after this.

  [the Mallard household has seen the report on TV] 

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Way cool! That was awesome!

  Drake Mallard : Aw, well, it was nothing really.

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : What do you mean? It was incredible! I've never seen anything like it!

  Drake Mallard : Do you really think so? I mean, I was good, sure, but really...

  Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard : Dad, I'm talking about Bianca Beakley! She's my idol! I want to be a newscaster just like her.

  Drake Mallard : [dejected as Gosalyn walks away]  Oh, her. Yeah, I guess she was okay...

  Launchpad McQuack : Aw... heh, don't worry, D.W. This doesn't mean you can't be her idol too.

  Drake Mallard : [trying to cheer up]  Yeah...

  [has some popcorn] 

  Drake Mallard : she's probably just going through a phase.

  Launchpad McQuack : [referring to Beakley]  On the other hand, she is top of the newsies here in St. Canard, and she's incredibly rich, beautiful, and brilliant...

  [Launchpad notices Drake becoming more dejected] 

  Launchpad McQuack : Uh, gee... er, maybe you should be worried.

  Drake Mallard : [sarcastically]  Well, thank you for sharing.

  [beat] 

  Drake Mallard : [gives in]  Oh, I guess it is good for her to have a sophisticated role model instead of the roaring lunatic monster she goes for.

  [Dissolve to a close up of Beakley, who's angry enough to look more demonic] 

  Bianca Beakley : [to her news crew]  Listen to me, you stinking little coal weasels! Our ratings are lower than a gopher's basement! If we don't find some good junk for the show, we'll all be working at Hamburger Hippo by the weekend!