After a surreal lecture on telling allied parachutists from German ones, the platoon is ordered to pick up a stranded U-boot's crew. Wilson feels live hand-grenades are too dangerous for ... See full summary »

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After a surreal lecture on telling allied parachutists from German ones, the platoon is ordered to pick up a stranded U-boot's crew. Wilson feels live hand-grenades are too dangerous for his hot-head mates and acts accordingly. As HQ's armed escort is late, the Kriegsmarine captain can first play mind-games by drafting a reckoning 'list', then take Hodges hostage. Written by KGF Vissers

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31 October 1973 (UK)  »

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Welsh actor Philip Madoc was an accomplished linguist and was cast as the U-boat captain because Jimmy Perry wanted somebody who spoke fluent German for the part. See more »

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John Le Mesurier stumbles over his line: "I must admit he has rather an abrupt matter - manner". See more »

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U-Boat Captain: You, old man - you take off your belt and undo ze back of your tunic.
Jones: I beg your pardon!
U-Boat Captain: Do as I tell you - remove your belt. And just to make sure, captain, that your behaviour is correct, zis old man will march in front of me.
[During this exchange, the U-Boat captain ties a piece of string to a hand grenade and then inserts it down the trousers of Lance Corporal Jones]
U-Boat Captain: And one false move from you, and I pull zee string!
Jones: Oh, don't make any false moves, Mr Mainwaring. And don't make any real ...
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Featured in Comedy Connections: It Ain't Half Hot, Mum (2007) See more »

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Whistle While You Work
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Music by Frank Churchill and lyrics by Larry Morey
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Ian Lavender sings a parody of this song to the Germans
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