The Critic (TV Series)
Sherman of Arabia (1995)
Jon Lovitz: Jay Sherman
Quotes
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Jay Sherman : [telling his story to children] Things never looked worse. There I was - with my head stuck in a honey pot.
Alice Tompkins : I thought you were stuck in an Iraqi prison?
Jay Sherman : Eh, hah! Yes, of course, how could a grown man get his head stuck in a honey pot?
[overturns a picture of him with his head trapped in a honneypot just like Winnie the Pooh]
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[a captive in Iraq, Jay is being forced to recite propaganda on Iraqi TV]
Captain Raheem : You will speak the blasphemous and self-denigrating dialogue that has been written for you!
Jay Sherman : Like I'm not used to that.
Captain Raheem : [handing him a paper] Read this!
Jay Sherman : There's going to be a really bitching kegger tonight at Captain Raheem's tent!
Captain Raheem : That's mine. Read this!
Jay Sherman : Dear Urkel: you are so funny. Can you come to my birthday party? Your friend, Captain Raheem.
Captain Raheem : Give me that!
Jay Sherman : Single Arabic captain wishes to meet non-Kurdish woman. I like puppies, Kenny G, and walks on the beach. Whoo-hoo! Kenny G.
[Captain Raheem grabs Jay by the throat, shouting in Arabic]