Cheers (TV Series)

Dinner at Eight-ish (1987)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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• Dr. Frasier Crane : [after locking Lilith and Diane in the bathroom]  You know, I don't think I can stand all this caterwauling. What do you say we go upstairs? I've got all thirteen episodes of "I, Claudius" on tape.

  Sam Malone : Great. I love gladiator flicks.

• [Carla catches Sam and Diane in a lie in not babysitting for her] 

  Carla Tortelli : [to Sam, angrily]  So, you and Diane have 'this thing Wednesday night', huh? Why don't you just come out and say it: you don't want to spend an evening alone with my kids.

  Sam Malone , Diane Chambers : We don't want to spend an evening alone with your kids.

  Carla Tortelli : Neither do I.