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7/10
Before 'The Iron Lady' there was 'The Iron Man'
ShadeGrenade4 July 2012
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A frequently overused plot line in television adventure shows down the years has been that of the hero being assigned to act as bodyguard to a V.I.P. Said V.I.P. is a right pain in the neck, refusing stubbornly to acknowledge a threat on his/her life exists until one is actually made. After the adventure is over, the hero and his charge are friends for life. Written by Philip Broadley, 'The Iron Man' is just such an episode. It opens in the South American pocket state of La Revada, where a gang of men pull up outside a guarded villa, overpower the sentry, and gain access to the house, whereupon they proceed to shoot the sleeping occupant of a bed. The whole thing turns out to be a rehearsal for the main operation itself. The fascist regime run by 'General Tornes' ( Michael Mellinger, who was 'Kitsch' in the 007 classic 'Goldfinger' ) ) has heard that the country's previous ruler - 'El Gaudillo' ( George Murcell ) is plotting to regain control, and to this end, authorises his assassination. El Gaudillo is currently in exile in sunny Spain. The Champions are assigned to thwart any death attempts whilst posing as domestic staff - Craig as 'bodyguard', Richard as 'Cook', and Sharron as 'secretary'. It is not an easy job; El Caudillo is both vain and lecherous ( as Sharron soon discovers ). He is known as 'the iron man' though one suspects he gave himself the nickname. When danger strikes, he is the first to panic.

This is more overtly humorous than your usual 'Champions' caper. most of the laughs come from our heroes trying to be things they are not, such as Richard's gourmet attempts. As played by Murcell, El Gaudillo comes across as a harmless buffoon. When he is not skeet shooting, he is to be found either dictating his memoirs or chasing the maid. Killing him should be a walk in the park; but Tornes has not banked on the Champions being around. Craig is able to stop the Iron Man from being shot when his super-hearing picks up the sound of a rifle being cocked a long way away, as well as the secret mechanism inside a Cuban cigar which poisons whosoever smokes it. The Champs choose to let the killers - one of whom is played by a young Steven Berkoff - to invade the villa so as to take them out. 'The Iron Man' illustrates perfectly a fundamental flaw in the show's format; when you have super-humans as the heroes, it is hardly surprising when they save the day. The best episodes - such as 'The Experiment' and 'Autokill' - had them battling people with powers equal to their own. The El Revada killers are a push-over for the Champs.

Despite the flaw, it is still an entertaining episode. Directed by John Moxey, who later moved to America where in 1972 he directed the top-rated T.V. movie 'The Night Stalker'.
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5/10
We've been here before.
Sleepin_Dragon6 April 2023
The Three agents of Nemesis are tasked with guarding the life of El Caudillo, The Iron Man, and former ruler of La Revada, a South American state.

I think I actually groaned out loud when I learned of the plot, yet another South American leader, from yet another obscure South American dictatorship.

In general, this is a pretty average episode, the plot lacks originality, it has definitely been done to death. It may have worked better if El Caudillo had been a slightly more appealing character, he's just an overbearing oaf, he's very hard to like.

Richard gets some amusing moments as The Chef, the humour element worked quite well, there are a few chuckles, we have the stereotypical lazy south American guards for example, all looking as if they'd sooner have a siesta.

My main question, why didn't they just move him?

It's not all bad though, it does have a wonderful cast, George Murcell, Patrick Magee and Steven Berkoff are all entertaining in their own right, good acting from all, maybe the characters aren't up to much.

5/10.
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5/10
Staid
Leofwine_draca7 September 2021
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A bit of a staid episode, this one. Our heroes are assigned to a protection detail with a slimy cliche of a military general running some tinpot country. Lots of dated humour as they get to grips with household duties and the usual flirting and the like going on. Patrick Magee is fine in support but he's about the only interesting thing in this one.
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4/10
A weak episode
bensonmum216 November 2015
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In The Iron Man, The Champions are sent to protect a deposed South American dictator who may be the target of assassination.

I hate to rate an episode of The Champions this low, but I really didn't enjoy The Iron Man all that much. In fact, I had trouble paying attention it was so uneventful. The problem - the plot set-up felt tired. It felt like something I've seen a dozen times in a dozen different television shows. There's just not much new ground covered here. And the assignment is hardly worth the talents and abilities of The Champions. A good, well-trained security team could have easily handled the mission. Other than a couple of instances where superhuman hearing comes in handy, there's really not much for our heroes to do. Finally, the poor attempts at humor also hurt the episode. From the moment El Gaudillo appears on screen, you can pretty much guess what kind of character he is - a braggadocios, lecherous blow-hard with an over-inflated ego who will undoubtedly be the first to run at the sign of danger. Funny stuff (not).

I hate to do it, but a 4/10 from me.
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