Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Where the Wild Things Are (2000)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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• Xander : Anya, look around. There's ghosts and shaking, and people are going all Felicity with their hair. We're fresh out of superpeople, and somebody's gotta go back in there. Now, who's with me?

  [Willow and Tara hesitate] 

  Spike : I am... I know I'm not the first choice for heroics... and Buffy's tried to kill me more than once. And I don't fancy a single one of you at all. But...

  [pauses] 

  Spike : Actually, all that sounds pretty convincing.

  [as he is walking away] 

  Spike : I wonder if Asian House is open.

• Xander : So, with Buffy and Riley having... you know, acts of nakedness around the clock lately, maybe they set something free... like a big, bursting poltergasm.

• [going to the Espresso Pump and finding Giles playing the guitar and singing] 

  Xander Harris : Um... could we go back to the haunted house? Because this is creeping me out.

• [about Giles' singing] 

  Tara Maclay : Does he do this a lot?

  Xander : Sure. Every day the earth rotates backward and the skies turn orange.

• Xander : What do you feel?

  Anya : Upset, afraid of being without you, and a little hungry.

  Xander : I meant about the house.

  Anya : Oh. Still haunted.

• [Spike and Anya entering a frat party] 

  Spike : Hey... I know these guys from somewhere.

  Anya : Initiative soldiers. They live here. The experiments happen in the lab under the house. It's where they kept you and put in your chip. Let's have fun!

  Spike : What are you doing? You brought me *here*?

  Xander Harris : [approaching]  Anya? What are you doing? You brought *him* here?

  Spike : That's what *I* said. Only I hit the *here* part.

• Genevive Holt : Without me, they would have been shut out of the Kingdom. Lost to lust.

  Rupert Giles : But you helped them.

  Genevive Holt : The girls felt the vanity more than the boys. I'd see them preening like Jezebel, doting over their pretty hair.

  Xander : So you'd hack it off.

  Genevive Holt : I'd remove the temptation to admire themselves. They were better for it.

  Xander : What about the bathtub? Something happened there.

  Genevive Holt : I performed baptisms on the most unclean. Those who were tainted with impure thought and deed.

  Rupert Giles : You held them under?

  Genevive Holt : They needed to be reborn. You choose to pass judgment on me?

• Xander Harris : Anyways, they'll probably be too busy flirting with every other girl at the part to even notice ya.

  Anya : So you don't think I'm desirable enough to be flirted with? Is that it?

  Xander Harris : I'm just not gonna win here, am I?

• Xander : Yeah? You smell sin? Well let me tell you something, lady. She who smelt it dealt it!

• Xander : So this totally adds to my old people are crazy theorem.