Xander: Anya, look around. There's ghosts and shaking, and people are going all Felicity with their hair... We're fresh out of superpeople, and somebody's gotta go back in there. Now who's with me?
[Willow and Tara hesitate]
Spike: I am. I know I'm not the first choice for heroics... and Buffy's tried to kill me more than once. And, I don't fancy a single one of you at all. But...
Spike: Actually, all that sounds pretty convincing.
Spike: I wonder if Asian House is open.
[about Giles' singing]
Tara Maclay: Does he do this a lot?
Xander: Sure, every day the earth rotates backward and the skies turn orange.
Xander: What do you feel?
Anya: Upset, afraid of being without you, and a little hungry.
Xander: I meant about the house.
Anya: Oh. Still haunted.
Rupert Giles: As a rule, demons have no empathy for any other species other than their own. In fact, most think of vampires as, um, abominations - mixing with human blood and all.
[about a vampire and a demon]
Buffy Summers: Okay, you get fang, I'll get horny... I mean...
Xander: So, with Buffy and Riley having... you know, acts of nakedness around the clock lately, maybe they set something free... like a big, bursting poltergasm.
Xander: So this totally adds to my 'old people are crazy' theorem.
Anya: A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now, I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.
Spike: You know, you take the killing for granted, and then it's gone, and you're like, I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stop and smell the corpses, you know.
Genevive Holt: Without me they would have been shut out of the Kingdom, lost to lust.
Rupert Giles: But you... helped them.
Genevive Holt: The girls felt the vanity more than the boys. I'd see them preening like Jezebel, doting over their pretty hair.
Xander: So you'd hack it off.
Genevive Holt: I'd remove the temptation to admire themselves. They were better for it.
Xander: What about the bathtub? Something happened there.
Genevive Holt: I performed baptisms on the most unclean. Those who were tainted with impure thought and deed.
Rupert Giles: You held them under?
Genevive Holt: They needed to be reborn. You choose to pass judgment on me?