Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

The Wish (1998)

Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase

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Quotes 

• [seeing Vamp Xander and Vamp Willow being affectionate] 

  Cordelia Chase : No. No! No way! I wish us into Bizarro Land and you guys are still together?

• [last lines] 

  Cordelia Chase : I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale.

  Anya : [Anya has become human]  Done.

  Cordelia Chase : That would be cool. No. Wait. I wish Buffy Summers had never been born.

  Anya : [bewildered nothing happened]  Done!

  Cordelia Chase : And I wish that Xander Harris never again knows the touch of a woman. *And* that Willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair.

  Anya : Done!

  Cordelia Chase : In fact, I wish all men, except maybe the dumb and the really agreeable kind, disappear off the face of the Earth. That would be so cool...! Or maybe...

• Cordelia Chase : You know what I've been asking myself a lot this last week? Why me? Why do *I* get impaled? Why do I get bitten by snakes? Why do I fall for incredible losers? And you know, I think I've finally figured it out. What my problem is. It's... Buffy Summers.

• Anya : Ever since we met this morning, I was, like, thank God there's one other person in this town who actually reads W.

  Cordelia Chase : But, Harmony...

  Anya : Oh, she follows me around. If that girl had an original thought, her head would explode.

• Cordelia Chase : Okay. Not funny. Hey. You. Where did you put my car?

  Caretaker : Pardon?

  Cordelia Chase : My auto! El convertablo.

• Cordelia Chase : What is this, some kind of sick joke? Harmony told me you were dead.

  Vamp Xander : Now, why would she say something like that? Let's think.

• Cordelia Chase : I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale.

  [Anya becomes the demonic Anyanka and Cordelia gasps] 

  Anya : Done!