Blackadder Goes Forth (TV Series)

General Hospital (1989)

Hugh Laurie: Lieutenant The Honourable George Colthurst St. Barleigh

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Quotes 

• Captain Blackadder : I spy with my bored little eye something beginning with "T".

  Private Baldrick : Breakfast.

  Captain Blackadder : What?

  Private Baldrick : My breakfast always begins with tea. Then I have a little sausage, then a egg with some little soldiers.

  Captain Blackadder : Baldrick, when I said it begins with "T", I was talking about a letter.

  Private Baldrick : Nah - it never begins with a letter. The postman don't come till 10.30.

  Captain Blackadder : I can't go on with this. George, take over.

  Lieutenant George : All right, sir. Umm... I spy with my little eye something beginning with "R"

  Private Baldrick : Army.

  Captain Blackadder : For God's sake, Baldrick. Army starts with an "A". He's looking for something that starts with an "R". Rrrrrrr.

  Private Baldrick : Motorbike

  Captain Blackadder : What?

  Private Baldrick : Well, a motorbike starts with an rrrrm rrrrm rrrrm.

  Captain Blackadder : Right, right, right. My turn again. What begins with "Come here" and ends in "Ow"?

  Private Baldrick : I don't know.

  Captain Blackadder : Come here.

  Private Baldrick : [Blackadder punches Baldrick in the face]  Ow!

• Lieutenant George : Smithy, you haven't seen any suspicious characters hanging around have you, who might be German spies?

  Brigadier Smith : Nein.

  Lieutenant George : Nine! Well, the cap's got his work cut out, then.

• Lieutenant George : Ah Cap, I hear you've been seeing a lot of Nurse Mary.

  Captain Blackadder : Yes, almost all of her in fact.

  Lieutenant George : How is she Sir?

  Captain Blackadder : Unbelievable.