The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Jogging Clampetts (1969)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : [Mrs. Drysdale is helping Mr. Drysdale with a leg cramp]  She's gonna grab that other leg of his and make a wishbone out of him.

  Jed Clampett : Maybe it's some sort of a game, Granny.

  Daisy Moses : Well if it is, there's gonna be an undertaker keepin' score.

• Elly May Clampett : How do you like my joggin' outfit?

  Jed Clampett : That's real cute, Elly, but you're showin' more meat than a butcher's window.