Benson (TV Series)
Thick as Thieves (1980)
Robert Guillaume: Benson DuBois
Quotes
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Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : [Benson is working very late] Do you know it's 2:30 in the morning?
Benson DuBois : Thank you, Big Ben.
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Benson DuBois : No roast beef. Give me a hot dog. I don't suppose it comes with Grey Poupon mustard?
Stan : You don't need it. The hot dog's gray.
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Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Do you have sandwiches?
Stan : Do you read? Hot dogs, burgers, chili, pizza, und Stan's health sandwich.
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : What's in the health sandwich?
Benson DuBois : None of the above.
Stan : I hate to tell you, lady, but that sandwich isn't fit for human consumption.
Benson DuBois : Perfect. Give it to her.
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Willard : [Benson tries to leave the store while the robbery is in progress] Hey, Wise guy.
Kurt : [Kurt pushes Benson over towards Kraus] Come on. Over by the pretty lady.
Benson DuBois : Where?
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Marcy Hill : So, did you figure a way to cut 8% out of the household budget?
Benson DuBois : I had a sure fire way but Kraus wouldn't quit.
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Kurt : Kraus is a lot like me. She don't take anything off anybody. She's her own man.
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : I'm a woman, you jerk.
Benson DuBois : I think he's trying to compliment you.
Kurt : I know you're a woman and a very attractive woman.
Benson DuBois : And on the other hand, maybe he's just insane.