American Dad! (TV Series)
Finances with Wolves (2006)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Alan Greenspan
Quotes
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Hayley Smith : [about the mall] What kind of idiot would buy into this materialistic crap?
Steve Smith : And we widen to reveal...
Stan Smith : Look at all this cool stuff!
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Stan Smith : Here we go - mac and cheese. "Boil water." What am I, a chemist?
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Francine Smith : You want your money, you unsupportive jerk? Fine! Here's your $5,000 back.
Stan Smith : You made all this in one day?
Francine Smith : That's right, I did. Through hard work and giving people incorrect change.
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Francine Smith : Stan, it's great the CIA gave you that $20,000 bonus for "Most Evasive Testimony to Congress," but at this rate, it'll be gone in no time.
Stan Smith : Hey, if I don't buy all this crap, the terrorists win! And don't tell me it's not a competition, because it SO is.
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Francine Smith : This man's given me something you haven't for a long time.
Stan Smith : We've talked about this. My neck gets tired.
Francine Smith : I'm talking about respect, Stan.
Stan Smith : Oh my God, you respected her? You're dead, Klaus!
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Stan Smith : Now, make me that breakfast you owe me.
Klaus : Right away. But first, let me ask you something. How many eggs should I eat to get enough energy to plow your wife?
Stan Smith : Uh, three should do it... What?
[Klaus knocks Stan unconscious with a frying pan]
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Francine Smith : Stan, I did some research on that kiosk at the mall. If you gave me $5,000 of your bonus, I could start a business selling my muffins. I think there's a real market for...
Stan Smith : Ooh, ooh, uh, I... I'm sorry... sorry to interrupt, but, uh, real quick, this is the worst idea I've ever heard. Never gonna happen, but, please, keep going.
Francine Smith : Oh, just forget it!
Stan Smith : Great call, Francine.
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Steve Smith : Dad, I'm meeting the fellas at the movies. Can I have a few bucks for popcorn?
Stan Smith : [wearing a money suit] Do I look like I'm made of money?
