American Dad! (TV Series)
Bullocks to Stan (2005)
Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith
Quotes
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Stanley Smith : [to Hayley] What the heII do you think you're doing?
Hayley Smith : Avery caIIed to apoIogise for what he said. We met for coffee and, weII, I know it's crazy, but I Iike him. He chaIIenges me, and he has a huge...
Stanley Smith : Penis! I mean, HayIey. Damn, I was trying to cut you off before...
Hayley Smith : I was gonna say ''heart'', but, weII, you shined his shoes.
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Hayley Smith : [after Bullock has maimed Jeff] Dad, do something!
Stanley Smith : [to the waitress] So what, exactly is a frittata?
Hayley Smith : Dad!
Stanley Smith : Hey, I'm hungry. This guy rode me like an animal for three hours! Do you have any idea what that's like?
[Hayley gives him a look]
Stanley Smith : And now I'm not hungry.
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Hayley Smith : If the whoIe CIA is at this carnivaI, who's out there undermining democracy?
Stanley Smith : The FBI pulls a double shift.