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"American Dad!" Bullocks to Stan (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

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Hayley Smith: [Hayley is dating Bullock, Stan's boss] I came over here after the party, we started talking, and... you know. And besides, he has a huge...

Stanley Smith: Penis. Haley! Damn.

Hayley Smith: I was going to say "heart" but... well, you saw his shoes.

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Avery Bullock: [Avery is currently Riding on the back of Stan Smith like a horse] Woah, Nelly! Slow down, Smith!

[Stan stops]

Avery Bullock: Thanks for the ride, Smith. I owe you a sugar cube.

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Stan Smith: You know, sir... she is my daughter.

Avery Bullock: Silence, man-horse!

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Bullock: May I have some Gatorade? I'm afraid I left all my electrolytes with your daughter.

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[Bullock has maimed Jeff]

Hayley Smith: Dad! Do something!

Stanley Smith: [to waitress] So what, exactly, is a "frittata"?

Hayley Smith: Dad!

Stanley Smith: Hey, I'm hungry! This man rode me like an animal for three hours. Do you have ANY idea what that's like?

Hayley Smith: [pause; Hayley glares at him]

Stanley Smith: And now I'm not hungry.

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Hayley Smith: If all the CIA is at this picnic, who's out there undermining democracy?

Stanley Smith: The FBI pulls a double shift.

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Stanley Smith: [after swallowing a self-destructing letter] I'm pooping blood tonight.

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Francine Smith: Honestly, Stan, what does Hayley have to do with you getting a promotion. It should be enough that you're really good at your job.

Stanley Smith: Yeah, it should. But we don't live in Shouldland. Ah, Shouldland! Where clean-cut kids cruise Shouldland Boulevard and the Shouldland High football team get their optimistic asses kicked by their crosstown rival, Reality Check Tech.

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Francine Smith: [Bullock is wearing Hayley's housecoat] I can see his junk!

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