American Dad! (TV Series)
Bullocks to Stan (2005)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien
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Quotes
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Stanley Smith : [to Hayley] What the heII do you think you're doing?
Hayley Smith : Avery caIIed to apoIogise for what he said. We met for coffee and, weII, I know it's crazy, but I Iike him. He chaIIenges me, and he has a huge...
Stanley Smith : Penis! I mean, HayIey. Damn, I was trying to cut you off before...
Hayley Smith : I was gonna say ''heart'', but, weII, you shined his shoes.
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Hayley Smith : [after Bullock has maimed Jeff] Dad, do something!
Stanley Smith : [to the waitress] So what, exactly is a frittata?
Hayley Smith : Dad!
Stanley Smith : Hey, I'm hungry. This guy rode me like an animal for three hours! Do you have any idea what that's like?
[Hayley gives him a look]
Stanley Smith : And now I'm not hungry.
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Hayley Smith : If the whoIe CIA is at this carnivaI, who's out there undermining democracy?
Stanley Smith : The FBI pulls a double shift.
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Stanley Smith : [after swallowing a self-destructing letter] I'm pooping blood tonight.
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Francine Smith : HonestIy, Stan, what does HayIey have to do with you getting a promotion? It shouId be enough you're good at your job.
Stanley Smith : Yeah, it shouId, but we don't Iive in ShouIdIand. Ah, ShouIdIand, where cIean-cut kids cruise ShouIdIand BouIevard, and the ShouIdIand High team gets their asses kicked by their cross-town rivaI, ReaIity-Check Tech.
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Stanley Smith : [to Roger after he makes a napkin] What the hell is this?
Roger : Metrosexual soccer icon, David Beckham. I can't do swans. I don't know why.
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Stanley Smith : I'm this cIose to a promotion and our darIing Squeaky Fromme decides to assassinate my career.
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Stanley Smith : I got the promotion, Francine!
Francine Smith : Yes, but you Iost my respect. You're not the man I married.
Stanley Smith : You're not the man I married.
Francine Smith : That makes no sense.
Stanley Smith : It doesn't have to. I got a promotion!
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Bullock : [to Stan] You'II get your promotion, just as soon as you do one Iast thing for me.
Stanley Smith : I've picked up your Iaundry, I've poIished your shoes, I've done everything but bend over backwards, and my daughter did that. What eIse couId you possibIy want me to do?