All in the Family (TV Series)

Edith's Accident (1971)

Barnard Hughes: Father Majeski

Quotes 

• [Archie opens the door to the person whose car Edith dented, only to find he is a Catholic priest] 

  Father Majeski : I'm John Majeski.

  Archie Bunker : You're kidding.

  Father Majeski : No, no, I'm Father John Majeski. May I come in?

  Archie Bunker : Yeah, yeah, yeah, come in, Father, sure. I'd like you to meet my family, there, that's my wife Edith, here, that's my daughter Gloria, here. And that's my son-in-law Mike Stivic over here.

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Still want the tape recorder, Arch?

  Archie Bunker : Dummy up, you.

• Father Majeski : "Go from the presence of the foolish man when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge."

  Archie Bunker : What does that mean?

  Father Majeski : It means don't waste your time arguing with an idiot!