All in the Family (TV Series)
Edith's 50th Birthday: Part 1 (1977)
Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker
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Quotes
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Archie Bunker : Everything's fine, Officers. Everything is just peaches and beans.
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Sybil Gooley : He never liked me.
Archie Bunker : And I always will.
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Mike Stivic : [Joey's goldfish died in the punch bowl] Arch, this thing stinks. Can't you go home and get your bowl?
[Archie and Mike push the bowl towards one another, causing it to fall to the ground and break]
Mike Stivic , Archie Bunker : Why did you do that? You did it. You did it! YOU did it! YOU DID IT!
Archie Bunker : Get away from me, you Meathead you! Now I gotta go home and make up some excuse to get my OWN punch bowl from my OWN house.
Mike Stivic , Archie Bunker : Dope.
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Gloria Stivic : No, no, no, don't you see, she expects me to wish her a happy birthday because it's something that I always do. But it's something you never do so she doesn't expect it from you. But if I don't say anything, when she expects me to say something, because you don't want me to, then she's gonna know something is up because I haven't said anything when I should have. And if you say something, which I don't want you to do, when you're supposed to and you shouldn't have
[Archie turns up to look at her, says nothing, but stares at her in total confusion]
Gloria Stivic : then Ma's gonna know something is up because you said something. Don't you see? Don't you understand?
Archie Bunker : You get more like the old lady every day.
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Gloria Stivic : Don't forget to bring your punchbowl.
Archie : Waaaaait a minute, wait a minute, wait - you got a punchbowl of your own, I got one for your anniversary. Set me back $11!
Mike Stivic : Yeah, uh... we used it for Joey's goldfish.
Archie : [incredulous] For a goldfish? You got a 10-cent fish livin' in an $11 bowl? That's like YOU, livin' at the Waldorf.
Mike Stivic : [angrily] Lemme tell you something...
Archie : All right, hurry up.
Mike Stivic : Why must you always...
Archie : I CAN'T WAIT.
[slams the door in Meathead's face, walks away]