All in the Family (TV Series)

Cousin Maude's Visit (1971)

Sally Struthers: Gloria Bunker-Stivic

Quotes 

• Edith Bunker : And how do you two feel this morning?

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Well, my temperature's down to a hundred, but my throat still feels bad. My eyes are clearing up, but my nasal passages...

  Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Oh, who cares Michael, who cares? Do you know what he did to me? He set the alarm to wake himself up every two hours all night long so he could gargle, take his pills, wheeze on his inhaler for ten minutes. You know something Michael? When you're sick, you're sick!

• Edith Bunker : [Edith suddenly does not look well]  Maude!

  Archie Bunker : Whoa, Edith, what's the matter?

  Edith Bunker : Archie, when you first got sick, where did it hit you?

  Archie Bunker : Aw Edith, you know where it hit me.

  Edith Bunker : Mike, what about you?

  Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : It was my head, suddenly I got dizzy.

  Edith Bunker : Gloria?

  Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Suddenly I felt nauseous and started throwing up.

  Edith Bunker : THAT'S THE ONE!