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Sydney Bristow : You know any jokes? Cause I could use one.
Michael Vaughn : This grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says: "Hey, we have a drink named after you." And the grasshopper says...
Sydney Bristow : You have a drink named Doug?
Michael Vaughn : Well I was going to use Phil.
Sydney Bristow : [big smile] Phil is certainly no funnier than Doug.
Michael Vaughn : [big smile] Well, I'm sorry. It's a non-humorous joke.
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Jack Bristow : Please try to understand what I'm about to tell you, Sydney. After your mother left, I tested Project Christmas on you because I didn't want you to be a victim. I thought it was my responsibility to teach you how to think strategically, to see through people's lies, to be as strong as you could be in an environment where one mistake could cost you your life.
Sydney Bristow : Then you should've told me the truth before I ended up here.
Jack Bristow : Yes, you're right! I never intended you to lead a double life. I imagined recruiting you into the CIA after you finished college. But Sloane got to you first, and that is a mistake I will never live down.
Sydney Bristow : I'd like to believe you, but I don't trust anything you say.
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Sydney Bristow : When my mom first came back into my life, I wanted her dead. So how the hell did I become the person who's trying to save her?
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Sydney Bristow : You're selling your car?
Will Tippin : Yeah, well, it's either that or I quit paying my student loans. I can't afford to have bad credit and a criminal record.
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Jack Bristow : I spent a decade with this woman and another twenty years analyzing how she could have deceived me for so long. Trust me when I tell you, I am protecting you.
Sydney Bristow : No, you're not. I think you loved Mom so much that when she left you, you lost your soul. You know what else I think? I think the kind of man who'd use his own daughter to frame her mother, who'd test psych experiments when she was six-years-old is the kind of man who looks at his daughter and sees his greatest mistake.
Jack Bristow : You can't honestly believe that.
Sydney Bristow : It's true, isn't it? If Mom hadn't fooled you, if you hadn't been so gullible, I never would have been born. I'm going to finish reviewing the mission now.
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Sydney Bristow : Did you close your eyes at all?
Michael Vaughn : Not enough. You talk in your sleep.
Sydney Bristow : No... What did I say?
Michael Vaughn : "Don't frost the Pie." It seemed really important.
[They laugh]
Sydney Bristow : I had no idea...
