Ultimate Spider-Man (2005 Video Game)

Sean Marquette: Peter Parker, Spider-Man

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Quotes 

• Peter Parker : I need it.

  Mary Jane : It's not done.

  Peter Parker : Give it back.

  Mary Jane : It's *really* not done.

  Peter Parker : I can't go swinging around in my nerd clothes.

  Mary Jane : I just have to finish stitching up a hole in the butt and then I'll give it back to you.

  Peter Parker : I can explain the hole in the butt by the way.

  Mary Jane : Please don't.

• [after being thrown through a roof by the Goblin] 

  Spider-Man : I have just officially run out of ways to say, "Ow."

• [chasing after Venom who's captured Silver Sable] 

  Spider-Man : Crazy silver hottie threaten my family. I should let Eddie eat her. He'd be doing me a favor. But then I'd then feel guilty about that because, clearly, I don't have enough things to feel guilty about. So now, here I am. Trying to save the crazy woman. If my life were any more stupid, it would be on network TV.

• Peter Parker : [saving people from falling off a bridge, Silver Sable helps]  Hey, weren't you trying to kill me just a minute ago?

  Silver Sable : I was hired to capture you, not harm innocent civilians.

  Peter Parker : Aw, your a crazy lady with a heart of gold.

• Spider-Man : I am gonna smack the green right off you!

• Green Goblin : Let's finish this!

  Spider-Man : I agree! What is this, again?

• [first lines] 

  Peter Parker : [narrating]  This is how it all began. Which of course, leads to a sense like this. A few months ago, I reunited with my childhood friend, Eddie Brock.

  [from flashback] 

  Peter Parker : What is that?

  Eddie Brock, Jr. : It's... our inheritance.

• [after defeating Rhino, Alex O'Hirn ejects from the robotic rhinoceros] 

  Alex O'Hirn : Back away from me, masked avenger. My diminuitive corpus will not with-stand your contumelious deficient.

  Spider-Man : Not with the big words again.

• Mary Jane : What's wrong?

  Spider-Man : It's Eddie, he's still out there. And I don't know if I'm scared of him or for him.

  Mary Jane : But he's not here.

  Spider-Man : No.

  Mary Jane : I'm here.

  [He puts his arm around her] 

• Spider-Man : [to Rino]  Hey you! Is that a rhinoceros horn or are you just happy to see...

  [Rhino turns around and he's 8 feet taller than Spidey] 

  Spider-Man : I am so scared right now I can't even finish my lame joke.

• [racing the Human Torch] 

  Spider-Man : Moon Knight is faster than you!

• [racing the Human Torch] 

  Spider-Man : Speedball is faster than you!

• Spider-Man : [When racing Johnny Storm]  An actual matchstick is faster than you!

• Spider-Man : [to Johnny Storm]  I am here to win back the honor of my family name.

  Johnny Storm : What?

  Spider-Man : I was watching "Fist of Legend" last night.

• Spider-Man : [sing-song voice]  The fist bone's connected to the - face bone!

• [repeated line as he falls into the river] 

  Spider-Man : Glub. Did I just say glub?

• Johnny Storm : Alright,this is the last time we're doing this.

  Spider-Man : Bring it.

  Johnny Storm : You got enough web fluid for a lap around the entire island?

  Spider-Man : Got enough lighter fluid?

  Johnny Storm : Wow, that was a lame comeback.

  Spider-Man : It's the altitude.

• Spider-Man : You're great, but not Hulk great.

• Spider-Man : [Punching the Green Goblin]  Maybe this will knock the crazy out of you.

• Spider-Man : [When fighting the Green Goblin, referring to his fireballs]  Only YOU can prevent Spidey-man fires!

• [to Rhino] 

  Spider-Man : Is that a horn on your head, or are you happy to... Oh my God, I am so scared I can't finish my lame joke.

• Spider-Man : Hot tamale!

• Silver Sable : I know who you are, Peter Parker. I can get you and anyone else you know. Mary Jane Watson, May Parker...

  Peter Parker : Leave my family alone.

  Silver Sable : Get in the damn car.