Get Smart (2008)
Bill Romanowski: Air Marshall
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Quotes
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[Max notices he has gum on the bottom of his shoe]
Maxwell Smart : Oh great, I have gum on the bottom of my new shoes.
[Max pulls out a box of matches and starts removing the gum with a match]
Guy on the plane : Hey! He's trying to light his shoe!
Guy on the plane : It's a shoe bomb! Get HIM!
Maxwell Smart : No, it's gum.
Lady on the plane : Gun?
Lady on the plane : He's got a gun!
Maxwell Smart : No... GUUUMM!
[the air marshall tackles him to the floor]
Air Marshall : Air Marshall! You're under arrest!
Maxwell Smart : Sir, I believe you just shattered my coccyx!
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Maxwell Smart : We are near the drop zone, I'll go first.
Agent 99 : Are you going to be ok with your handcuffs?
Maxwell Smart : No handcuffs can contain me.
Maxwell Smart : Hey, violent sky marshall!
Air Marshall : What do you want?
Maxwell Smart : I have to squeeze the lemon.
[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]
Maxwell Smart : You heard me I have to "squeeze the lemon".