Half-Life 2 (2004 Video Game)

Harry S. Robins: Dr. Isaac Kleiner

Quotes 

• Dr. Isaac Kleiner : [about his pet headcrab, Lamarr]  Never fear, Gordon, she's de-beaked and completely harmless. The worst she might do is attempt to couple with your head. Fruitlessly!

• Dr. Isaac Kleiner : [the teleportation device malfunctions]  What happened?

  Barney Calhoun : It's your pet, the freakin' head-humper!

• Dr. Isaac Kleiner : [as Alyx tries to have him leave the lab]  We can't leave without Lamarr. She's around here somewhere...

  Alyx Vance : Come on, Dr. Kleiner. We can find you another pet headcrab.

  Dr. Isaac Kleiner : No! There's only *one* Hedy!

• Dr. Isaac Kleiner : Well, Gordon, I see your HEV Suit still fits you like a glove. At least, the glove parts do.

• Barney Calhoun : [just as Gordon is about to be teleported to Black Mesa East from Dr. Kleiner's lab, Kleiner's pet headcrab Lamarr jumps out of an air vent]  What the hell?

  Dr. Isaac Kleiner : What is it?

  Barney Calhoun : It's your pet, the freakin' head-humper!

  Dr. Isaac Kleiner : Lamarr? Hedy! No!

  [Lamarr leaps into the beam right as it teleports. Gordon finds himself in the middle of an empty field outside the city] 

  Barney Calhoun : [Gordon is partially back to Kleiner's lab]  There he is!

  Dr. Isaac Kleiner : Is Lamarr with him?

  Barney Calhoun : Forget about that thing!

  Alyx Vance : [Gordon is teleported to Black Mesa East, where Alyx was teleported to just minutes before]  He's coming through, Dad.

  Dr. Eli Vance : What's going on, Judith?

  Dr. Judith Mossman : I'm not sure, it seems to be some kind of interference.

  Dr. Eli Vance : Gordon, stay put. We'll get you out of there.

  Dr. Judith Mossman : Something is drawing him away.

  [Gordon is teleported away to the office of Dr. Breen, high at the top of the Citadel] 

  Dr. Wallace Breen : [looks up from his desk]  What's the meaning of this? Who are you? How did you get in here?

  Barney Calhoun : [back to Kleiner's lab]  Hey, hey, he's back! I'm getting him outta there!

  Dr. Isaac Kleiner : You can't just wade into the field, it will peel you apart!

  Alyx Vance : [on the monitor]  We just lost Gordon! What's going on?

  Dr. Isaac Kleiner : I wish I knew. I'm encountering unexpected interference!

  Barney Calhoun : Don't worry, Gordon. We'll-

  [is cut off by Gordon being teleported to Black Mesa East again] 

  Alyx Vance : There he is!

  Dr. Judith Mossman : Ah, we're losing him again!

  Dr. Wallace Breen : [partially back in Breen's office again, Dr. Breen is speaking to an Advisor on his communication monitor]  The man I saw, I'm all but certain it was...

  [the Advisor notices Gordon behind Breen, and Breen turns around] 

  Dr. Wallace Breen : Gordon Freeman!

  [Gordon is suddenly teleported above a lake and begins to sink, and an Ichthyosaur rushes toward him underwater] 

  Dr. Isaac Kleiner : [finally, Gordon is partially teleported outside of Kleiner's lab]  What do you mean he's not there?

  Dr. Eli Vance : [on the monitor]  He didn't come through.

  Dr. Isaac Kleiner : Then, where is he?

  Dr. Eli Vance : Behind you!

  Dr. Isaac Kleiner : [turns around]  Ah!

  Dr. Eli Vance : Shut it down, shut it down!

  Dr. Isaac Kleiner : Gordon! You must get out of here! Run!

  Barney Calhoun : Get down outta sight! I'll come find you!

  [the teleportation finishes and Gordon is released from its grasp]