Ariauna Albright is a really good actress but why she participated in this lame written travesty is a mystery. What could have been entertaining winds up as classic boredom. The unique thing about Ariauna is that she can act as well as look real sexy as opposed to her partner Lilith Stabs who looks fine but it is obvious she spent the money for acting school at the spa or beautician. This was a production that cried out for some T & A & with a imaginative script writer could have achieved it in the flow of things. However Ariauna does what she can under the circumstances & to a extent salvages her reputation. The Tempe company should be aware that when you dress two attractive women in skimpy fetish cop uniforms the viewers will expect some fetish play & T & A. Nough said.
10 Reviews
What Is This
bprincess6 June 2006
I believe this is supposed to be comedy but then when you dress your two female leads in fetish cop uniforms should we expect bondage & fetish activity. Add to that riddle the fact that one of the cop girls is average looking but is a pretty good actress Ariauna Albright. The other Lilith Stabs has gained fame or attention as a professional dominatrix & model with a very good body more so than her very average acting ability. It could have been funny if Ariauna had a equally talented partner in the acting area OR it could have been fetish if Lilith had a partner who looked half as good as she does. In fact it was neither. Oh well.
Utter Trash
tvrandy12312 April 2006
I find it hard to understand why this piece of utter trash was repackaged. The only saving grace in the whole thing is the body of Ariauna in her sexy uniform. Her humour is also to be appreciated. She is a definite plus but alas it would take a magician to salvage this garbage. However she must be positively recognised for her heroic effort & true professionalism. Can't say the same for her co star Lilith with her whining voice that grates on your nervous system. Appeared disinterested & gave the impression that just her presence on the set was all that was needed. All said apart from Ariauna's performance it is indeed utter trash.
Bad Movie
screemforme16 May 2006
It is difficult to find any positives in this movie. Seems as though the producer needed to make a buck without much effort & hence we are treated to a full showing of Galaxy which is the lamest excuse for a movie in history. The police girls looked extremely sexy in their little uniforms. More action shots of the two cops & a lot less of Galaxy would have been the way to go. Of course that would add to the budget so they decided to fill the space with that wretched rerun. Ms Albright does excellent looking sexy & her acting is first rate. Ms Stabs whom I had heard of but not seen on screen before also looked very desirable but seems to lack basic acting talent. Apart from Ms Albright this is real garbage.
repackaged crap
movieman_kev18 October 2005
A group of human looking aliens going to Earth to eat crash land on a planet of prehistoric beasts instead where they all eat physcedelic mushrooms and act retarded. Padded with footage from "Planet of the Dinosuars" and horrible jokes this is definitely one to miss. The acting is atrocious as well, and while this isn't as bad as "Chickboxer" (what movie can be?) This is still pretty awful repugnant stuff. It's 90 minute running time feels like an eternity and you will likely be cursing life so do yourself a huge favor and just move on, skip this crappy film, there's nothing to see here.
The film-makers try to resell this turd as a MST3K style making fun of the movie they made a decade before, and it works to an extent it's still nothing that watchable though, Ariauna Albright is hot, but Lilith Stabs has a pretty unattractive speaking voice.
My Grade: D-
DVD Extras: Joke commentary, 17 Behind the scenes featurette; 7 minute Into the black featurette; Jessica Mills reporting; Stills gallery; and original trailer
The film-makers try to resell this turd as a MST3K style making fun of the movie they made a decade before, and it works to an extent it's still nothing that watchable though, Ariauna Albright is hot, but Lilith Stabs has a pretty unattractive speaking voice.
My Grade: D-
DVD Extras: Joke commentary, 17 Behind the scenes featurette; 7 minute Into the black featurette; Jessica Mills reporting; Stills gallery; and original trailer
Love this!!! OK, just kidding (sort of) . . .
charles00016 July 2017
Love this!!! OK, just kidding (sort of) . . . but I will confess my love for Lilith Stabs.
On a slightly more serious note (and only slightly), the concept for Bad Movie Police is great . . . no, fabulous!
My only complaint is that there are many more films equally as hideous (or worse) than the Galaxy of Dinosaurs which could surely rate the BMP's attention.
Make no mistake, Galaxy of Dinosaurs is truly unwatchable.
Really . . . trust me on this one, I can be remarkably tolerant of excruciatingly bad film productions, as a sort of esoteric artform.
Galaxy of Dinosaurs has no peers (as of yet) for a film production with absolutely no redeeming qualities of any kind, not even comedy status.
Plan 9 from Outer Space is a masterpiece of filmcraft compared to this bizarrely hideous production.
One can only wonder, was this some sort of hopelessly misguided college student production?
No, wait . . . that's unfair to many college class productions and the students who create them.
OK, high school production. Naw . . . that's not even fair to high school students.
As for Bad Movie Police, keep 'em coming!
Star rating? Zero (or less than zero) is not allowed? "1" will have to do . . .
On a slightly more serious note (and only slightly), the concept for Bad Movie Police is great . . . no, fabulous!
My only complaint is that there are many more films equally as hideous (or worse) than the Galaxy of Dinosaurs which could surely rate the BMP's attention.
Make no mistake, Galaxy of Dinosaurs is truly unwatchable.
Really . . . trust me on this one, I can be remarkably tolerant of excruciatingly bad film productions, as a sort of esoteric artform.
Galaxy of Dinosaurs has no peers (as of yet) for a film production with absolutely no redeeming qualities of any kind, not even comedy status.
Plan 9 from Outer Space is a masterpiece of filmcraft compared to this bizarrely hideous production.
One can only wonder, was this some sort of hopelessly misguided college student production?
No, wait . . . that's unfair to many college class productions and the students who create them.
OK, high school production. Naw . . . that's not even fair to high school students.
As for Bad Movie Police, keep 'em coming!
Star rating? Zero (or less than zero) is not allowed? "1" will have to do . . .
See Planet of Dinosaurs instead
dbborroughs8 January 2008
Using footage pillaged from Planet of Dinosaurs this shot on video (except for the stolen footage) concerns a bunch of people shot into space who land on a dinosaur planet that is...don't wait for it, is really earth. Its a five minute sketch stretched to 90 minutes. Slightly better than Chickboxer (another in the Bad Movie Police series)-having a nostalgic home movie feel coupled with good stolen effects, this movie is still an impossible slog to get through. I'm left to ponder the question are we becoming so uncreative that we're now pillaging old movies not only for plot but also for mismatched footage? Clearly low budget producers are getting so desperate they really will give us anything to take our money
Not getting the right picture
jasonpaulcollum4 January 2006
Apparently no one seems to be getting that they should be voting on the BAD MOVIE POLICE episode on this page. GALAXY OF THE DINOSAURS had its own page on IMDb.com, so reviews of that film should go there. Viewers keep commenting on how funny the episode is, but how sucky the movie in question is...which is the point. In which case it seems the purpose of the episode has been fulfilled. So please remember when voting 1-10 (and I'm not saying you HAVE to love it) to vote for any of the BAD MOVIE POLICE episodes, and NOT for GALAXY OF THE DINOSAURS or any of the other films they represent.
For some additional point of interest in the episode, watch for in-jokes on Charlie Band (on a dart board), the alien suit from the laughable sci-fi "shocker" GROOM LAKE, the "Wanted" board containing pictures of various bad b-movie makers, other posters around the police office making fun of other b-movie disasters like ZOMBIE COP, plus cameos by current b-movie folks like Tanya Dempsey, Jeff Dylan Graham and more!
For some additional point of interest in the episode, watch for in-jokes on Charlie Band (on a dart board), the alien suit from the laughable sci-fi "shocker" GROOM LAKE, the "Wanted" board containing pictures of various bad b-movie makers, other posters around the police office making fun of other b-movie disasters like ZOMBIE COP, plus cameos by current b-movie folks like Tanya Dempsey, Jeff Dylan Graham and more!
Only worth seeing for Lilith Stabs and Arianua Albright
bfan8319 February 2004
The only reason I picked this up was because I am a big fan and friend of Lilith Stabs. She and Ariauna are the only reasons to watch this atrocious piece of crap. Galaxy Of the Dinosaurs. Oh my god! Let's just say watching it made me and my friend physcially sick. And so did the second episode "Chickboxer" I shudder just thinking about it. Pick it up only if you're a fan of Lilith or Ariauna.
Rates #1 Best Bad Movie
nogodnomasters8 April 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Fantastic MST-3000 type of entertainment. The movie was made to be bad. They used stock footage from a 35 mm Dinosaur movie and brilliantly integrated it with modern super VHS film. It worked so well with Forrest Gump, how could it go wrong? The man who wrote the script didn't want the job and expected the script to be rejected. The director was not pleased because he was told he would write the script. The movie was filmed in the woods during an entire weekend behind the director's home in Ohio. This made it real easy to splice the film with dinosaur stock footage shot in a rocky desert. There were a couple of errors, such as the power lines in the background during the crash scene, and the mike being visible while they were eating leaves. But that was it- honest. There were also TWO plot twists at the end!!!
The dialouge was bad and funny as was the acting. While not rated, it has no f-bombs, nudity, or sex. There is some talk of sex and the word b@st@rd is used. The beginning of the movie has the top 10 reasons why this is a bad film. A full 71 minutes long, although it did seem longer.
The dialouge was bad and funny as was the acting. While not rated, it has no f-bombs, nudity, or sex. There is some talk of sex and the word b@st@rd is used. The beginning of the movie has the top 10 reasons why this is a bad film. A full 71 minutes long, although it did seem longer.
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