Nitin Adsul: Nitin

Quotes 

• Talvin : [Trying to get Nitin to have sex with a woman]  So - you got a girlfriend back home?

  Nitin : No.

  Talvin : No? No sweet little lover stashed away somewhere?

  Nitin : No. Never really been with a girl.

  Talvin : [In disbelief]  You're still a VIRGIN???

  [Off Nitin's sheepish silence, bursts into laughter] 

  Talvin : Oh man! I'm going to have to help you change that.

  Nitin : No, I'm not sure. You know, all these diseases these days? I better stay a virgin.

  Talvin : It's not a religious thing, is it?

  Nitin : Well, my mother never even MET my father until AFTER they got married.

  Talvin : [Rolls his eyes]  Nitin, that was INDIA ... twenty-seven YEARS ago! This is America, my man! Loosen up! Alright, hang on.

  [Grabs the phonebook] 

  Talvin : Let's see ... starts

  [flipping through the pages] 

  Talvin : Escort service!

  Nitin : Talvin! No! You're not going to do that.

  Talvin : It's my treat ... MY treat to YOU, dude! Alright, think, just think ... Close your eyes

  [Talvin moans like a woman during sex] 

  Talvin : Nitin! Oh yes! Yes! Yes! You stud muffin, oooooooohhhh!

  [Laughs]