- Talvin: [Trying to get Nitin to have sex with a woman] So - you got a girlfriend back home?
- Nitin: No.
- Talvin: No? No sweet little lover stashed away somewhere?
- Nitin: No. Never really been with a girl.
- Talvin: [In disbelief] You're still a VIRGIN???
- [Off Nitin's sheepish silence, bursts into laughter]
- Talvin: Oh man! I'm going to have to help you change that.
- Nitin: No, I'm not sure. You know, all these diseases these days? I better stay a virgin.
- Talvin: It's not a religious thing, is it?
- Nitin: Well, my mother never even MET my father until AFTER they got married.
- Talvin: [Rolls his eyes] Nitin, that was INDIA ... twenty-seven YEARS ago! This is America, my man! Loosen up! Alright, hang on.
- [Grabs the phonebook]
- Talvin: Let's see ... starts
- [flipping through the pages]
- Talvin: Escort service!
- Nitin: Talvin! No! You're not going to do that.
- Talvin: It's my treat ... MY treat to YOU, dude! Alright, think, just think ... Close your eyes
- [Talvin moans like a woman during sex]
- Talvin: Nitin! Oh yes! Yes! Yes! You stud muffin, oooooooohhhh!
- [Laughs]