Comic Book: The Movie (2004 Video)

Tom Kenny: Derek Sprang

Quotes 

• Derek Sprang : The first time I ran into Don, it's like "Wow, another mouth-breather with astigmatism and bad posture that digs comic books and weird old records and stuff!" It's like "You know the secret handshake too!"

• Derek Sprang : You're Commander Courage! You're like Daniel Boone that was bitten by a radioactive Davy Crockett!

• Jill Sprang : I can't believe we're spending our anniversary here.

  Derek Sprang : San Diego's a great town, you know? You have the museums, you got zoos here, it's ~

  Jill Sprang : How would you know? We haven't left this convention!

• Mac Sprang : Daddy, I'm tired.

  Derek Sprang : No, you're not tired. We're having a good time! We're at the convention! Just a couple more panels you gotta go to.

• Derek Sprang : [whisper]  I'll buy you more toys, buddy. I'll buy you more toys. You gotta work with me here.

  Jill Sprang : Mac, if you're too tired, just say. Are you too tired?

  Derek Sprang : He's not tired. He's wired!

  Jill Sprang : Did Daddy promise you some toys or something?

  Derek Sprang : Don't put ideas in his head, honey.

  Mac Sprang : Yes.

  Jill Sprang : What? What did he say to you?

  Mac Sprang : He said, if you work with me... if you work with me, I will give you some more toys.

  Derek Sprang : [coughs violently] 

  Jill Sprang : It's like an hour past his bedtime. Bribing him with toys? I think he should go to sleep.

  Derek Sprang : No, I said, "There's so much more *joy* to be had at the... convention." I didn't say I'd buy him more toys.