Wonderfalls (2004)

Carrie Preston: Sister Katrina

Quotes 

• Katrina : I was wrong. You're not hearing the devil. You are the devil.

  Jaye : Just so we're clear? Calling a girl the devil in front of the boy she likes? Not the best way to keep a friend.

• Katrina : You're horrible. You make up this story about demons talking to you through plastic animals when nothing talks to you just like nothing talks to me.

  Jaye : I didn't make anything up.

  Wax Lion : Break the tail light.

  Jaye : Ha! See? It just talked to me.

  [Jaye holds up the wax lion] 

  Katrina : Oh for God's sake.

  Jaye : Maybe! Maybe it is for God's sake!

  Wax Lion : Break the tail light.

  Jaye : Except it's telling me to break a tail light. Which is vandalism. Which is the Devil's work. Which is why one little exorcism is not too much to ask.

  Katrina : Is this fun for you? Torturing a wayward nun?

  Jaye : Oh, yeah, this is a laugh-riot. This is where I would most like to be - standing in the freezing cold being called a liar by a nun and coerced by a Wax Lion to commit crime. It's so much fun!

  [Car rolls up and break the tail light of the car in front of it] 

  Jaye : Great.

  Katrina : What just happened?

  Jaye : [to wax lion]  You little bastard! I can't afford my insurance premiums as it is!

  Katrina : [stunned]  Your car. It broke the tail light!

  Jaye : I know. But I don't think anyone else saw. So, since you and the Priest aren't gonna help me, the least you can do is not tell anyone.

  [Jaye gets into the car, slams into one more car and gets out of the parking lot]