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Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! (2003)

| Comedy, Horror, Thriller
Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Patrick Casey ...
Herman Schumacher
Andy 'Hippa' Kriss ...
Damon
Maria A. Morales ...
Carrie Mirvis
N. David Prestwood ...
Blaine
Jack Shreck ...
Hugo
Sean Hall ...
Chartreuse
Josh Miller ...
Icky, Perkutzitwuzzel (as Worm Miller)
Dan Buechler ...
Zach
Drew Ailes ...
Herman's Boss (as Da Big Drew)
Erik Olson ...
Weird Digger
Matt Sell ...
Bart
Nathan Morales ...
Landscaping Dude
Colin Hall ...
Mark
Brian J. Casey ...
Gary the Goon
Crystal Sholts ...
Susan
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Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH! Written by Sherman, Craig

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Murder...Mayhem...Mowers!


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$500 (estimated)
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23 February 2004 | by (Virginia) – See all my reviews

These guys are comedy kings! I love this movie to death. And I was scared with all the people saying it was good that maybe they just have the same type of

sense of humor that I might not have. But I was Dead Wrong! I thought it was

great! From start to finish it made me laugh and there was never a dull moment either. But pay no attention to the cover of the box, its not a scream parody. Its not a really a parody of anything at all its just a well round comedy. Can't wait to see their next DVD "Murder Made Easy" which might be coming out later this

year. So please find this movie and buy it. You won't regret it.


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