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Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! (2003)

Video  |   |  Comedy, Horror, Thriller
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Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Patrick Casey ...
Herman Schumacher
Andy 'Hippa' Kriss ...
Damon
Maria A. Morales ...
Carrie Mirvis
N. David Prestwood ...
Blaine
Jack Shreck ...
Hugo
Sean Hall ...
Chartreuse
Josh Miller ...
Icky, Perkutzitwuzzel (as Worm Miller)
Dan Buechler ...
Zach
Drew Ailes ...
Herman's Boss (as Da Big Drew)
Erik Olson ...
Weird Digger
Matt Sell ...
Bart
Nathan Morales ...
Landscaping Dude
Colin Hall ...
Mark
Brian J. Casey ...
Gary the Goon
Crystal Sholts ...
Susan
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Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH! Written by Sherman, Craig

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A pretty fantastic flick, considering....
3 June 2003 | by (Amherst, Massachusetts) – See all my reviews

For being as obviously low budget as it was, this movie is pretty wonderful. The dialogue is sharp and hysterically funny, the pacing is quick and never leaves you wishing you were doing something else, and there are stellar performances by Patrick Casey and Andy Kriss. The rest of the cast does an admirable job of keeping us alternating between laughing and cringing. Definitely track this gem down if you can find it--you won't be disappointed.

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