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Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! (2003)

| Comedy, Horror, Thriller | Video
Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Patrick Casey ...
Herman Schumacher
Andy 'Hippa' Kriss ...
Damon
Maria A. Morales ...
Carrie Mirvis
N. David Prestwood ...
Blaine
Jack Shreck ...
Hugo
Sean Hall ...
Chartreuse
Josh Miller ...
Icky, Perkutzitwuzzel (as Worm Miller)
Dan Buechler ...
Zach
Drew Ailes ...
Herman's Boss (as Da Big Drew)
Erik Olson ...
Weird Digger
Matt Sell ...
Bart
Nathan Morales ...
Landscaping Dude
Colin Hall ...
Mark
Brian J. Casey ...
Gary the Goon
Crystal Sholts ...
Susan
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Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH! Written by Sherman, Craig

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Murder...Mayhem...Mowers!


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Weird Digger: I don't like the way you dig.
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It has no right to be good but it is.
27 February 2004 | by (Canada) – See all my reviews

HEY, STOP STABBING ME! has no right to be good, it has a no budget feel, its shot on videotape instead of film and uses an all amateur unpaid cast.... honestly this film sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. But not only have they managed not to suck its actually PRETTY DAMN GOOD MOVIE! This team has the chops to tackle hollywood films head-on and I'll bet you if it had something like half of the exposure of Robert Rodriguez's El Mariachi it'd be doing as much business! Normally I'd point to the few weak spots (the fight sequence in the yard for example) but I won't even do that, this film pulls itself up by its own borrowed bootstraps and overcomes the mediocrity of most film and acomplishes the uberfilm dream it truly entertains. Congrats to all involved, see you on the flipside! ;-)


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