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Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! (2003)

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Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Patrick Casey ...
Herman Schumacher
Andy 'Hippa' Kriss ...
Damon
Maria A. Morales ...
Carrie Mirvis
N. David Prestwood ...
Blaine
Jack Shreck ...
Hugo
Sean Hall ...
Chartreuse
Worm Miller ...
Icky, Perkutzitwuzzel
Dan Buechler ...
Zach
Drew Ailes ...
Herman's Boss (as Da Big Drew)
Erik Olson ...
Weird Digger
Matt Sell ...
Bart
Nathan Morales ...
Landscaping Dude
Colin Hall ...
Mark
Brian J. Casey ...
Gary the Goon
Crystal Sholts ...
Susan
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Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH! Written by Sherman, Craig

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Landscaping Dude: Hey...stop stabbing me!
Damon: Quit stabbing yourself, quit stabbing yourself!
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Funny? YES! Scary? Not so much.
27 August 2003 | by (The PLANET of Uranus) – See all my reviews

I have to agree with the last reviewer I recently saw "Hey, Stop Stabbing Me!" and I'll have to say I thought that it was going to be more of a slasher horror movie than it end up being. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I was disappointed, not in the least! It's seriously one of the top five funniest movies I have even seen! I think the confusion comes in that it's basically a comedy set in a horror world. I don't want to go into too much detail because I don't want to reveal too much of the plot because seeing the twisted and surprising plot unfold is almost as good as just seeing this movie for its humor, and I don't want to ruin that for anyone. I have to say, after I saw this movie I showed it too a bunch of my friends the next day and one of the best things about this movie is seeing other people see it for the first time. Definitely a great movie to see if you can track it down!


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