Halo 2 (2004 Video Game)

David Scully: Sergeant Johnson, Elite

Quotes 

• Sgt. Johnson : Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!

• Sgt. Johnson : [if the Master Chief dies]  Ha ha, very funny, Chief!

  [pause] 

  Sgt. Johnson : Uh oh...

• Cortana : The message just repeats: Regret. Regret. Regret.

  Miranda Keyes : Catchy. Any idea what it means?

  Sgt. Johnson : "Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

  Pilots : [along with Sgt. Johnson]  Hoo-ah!

• Cortana : [Sgt. Johnson delivers a Scorpion tank to Master Chief and Cortana]  Thanks for the tank. *He* never gets me anything.

  Sgt. Johnson : [mans a machine gun]  Oh, I *know* what the ladies like.

• Cortana : You look nice.

  Master Chief , Sgt. Johnson : Thank you.

  [they look to each other] 

• Sgt. Johnson : Where's the rest of your platoon?

  Marine : Wasted, Sarge.

  Marine : Which we will be too, sir! If we don't get the hell out of here!

  Sgt. Johnson : You hit, Marine?

  Marine : No, sir...

  Sgt. Johnson : Then listen up! You had the chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved corps! But to guide you back to the true path, I've brought this motivational device!

  [indicates Scorpion Tank] 

  Sgt. Johnson : Our big green style cannot be defeated!

• Sgt. Johnson : Don't they teach you kids to SWEAR in basic anymore?

• Sgt. Johnson : [when aiming at Sgt. Johnson]  I know I'm pretty, but we gotta get to work!

• Sgt. Johnson : [if you give him a weaker weapon]  I thought we were friends!

• Sgt. Johnson : [giving him a stronger weapon]  I can't take this!

  [pause] 

  Sgt. Johnson : Yes, I can.

• Sgt. Johnson : [shooting him as Master Chief]  Clean your visor, jackass!

• Marine : Dear Sarge, having a lovely time kicking ass in outer space - wish you were here!

  Sgt. Johnson : [over intercom]  I heard that, Jackass!

• Sgt. Johnson : [giving him a stronger weapon]  Now that... is some love.

• Sgt. Johnson : [shooting him as Master Chief]  Do I look like an eight-foot blue alien monster?

• Sgt. Johnson : [while he is fighting the covenant]  I don't want to kill you, it's just that you're too ugly to let live!

• Miranda Keyes : [after the ring is shut down]  What's that?

  343 Guilty Spark : A beacon.

  Miranda Keyes : What's it doing?

  343 Guilty Spark : Communicating at superluminous speeds with the frequency of...

  Miranda Keyes : Communicating with what?

  343 Guilty Spark : The other installations.

  Miranda Keyes : Show me.

  343 Guilty Spark : Failsafe protocol; in the event of an unexpected shut down, the installation will move to standby status. All installations are now eligible for remote activation.

  Miranda Keyes : Remote activation? From here?

  343 Guilty Spark : Don't be ridiculous!

  Sgt. Johnson : Listen, Tinkerbell, don't make me...

  Miranda Keyes : Then where? Where would somebody go to activate the other rings?

  343 Guilty Spark : ...Why, the Ark, of course!

  Arbiter : And where, Oracle, is that?

• [being congratulated for their work on Halo] 

  Master Chief : You told me there wouldn't be any cameras.

  Sgt. Johnson : And you told me you were gonna wear something nice.

• Sgt. Johnson : [shooting him as Master Chief]  Chief, you're supposed to set an example!

• Sgt. Johnson : Don't make me take off my belt!

• Sgt. Johnson : [shooting him as Master Chief]  OW!

• Sgt. Johnson : [shooting him as Master Chief]  Damn, Chief, that really hurt!

• Sgt. Johnson : For a brick, he flew pretty good.

• Sgt. Johnson : Please... don't shake the light bulb!

• Sgt. Johnson : [killing an Elite]  Looks like your big freaky mouth bit off more than it could chew!

• Sgt. Johnson : [Giving him a weaker weapon]  If it were anybody else...