Phil of the Future (2004–2006)

Craig Anton: Lloyd Diffy

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Quotes 

• Keely Teslow : [to Phil]  Um, too many people!

  Phil Diffy : Uh, Mom, Dad?

  Lloyd Diffy : But it's my house!

• Bradley Benjamin Farmer : I think that's more the woman's job. Surely you know how it is, Mr. Diffy?

  Lloyd Diffy : [chuckling]  And how!

  [seeing Barbara's face] 

  Lloyd Diffy : H-How dare you say that, you insensitive clod! Uh, honey, give him the talk you always give me!

• Phil Diffy : [walks in and sees Sir Issac Newton and Albert Einstein at the table]  Phil, I told you not to use holographic geniuses to help you with your homework.

  Phil Diffy : They're no help at all, and they're the biggest nerds of all times.

  Lloyd Diffy : [looking in the fridge]  Hey, who drank all my juice boxes?

  [they hide the juice boxes under the table] 

• Phil Diffy : [Has turned into a five-year-old because of an accident while babysitting]  I'M PHIL OF THE FUTURE!

  Lloyd Diffy : Phil, are you, five?

  Phil Diffy : ...No.

  Lloyd Diffy : Really? Cause you look pretty five.

  [Phil shakes his head] 

  Lloyd Diffy : Tell me if you think this is funny. Knock, knock.

  Phil Diffy : Who's there?

  Lloyd Diffy : Boo.

  Phil Diffy : Boo who?

  Lloyd Diffy : Stop cryin and I'll tell ya.

  [Phil finds it very amusing, covering his face with his hand] 

  Lloyd Diffy : That's it, you ARE five!