The Surreal Life (2003– )
Charo: Self
Quotes
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Charo : [the cast has just learned they will be assisting parapsychologist Dr. Larry Montz in determining if an abandoned mental hospital is haunted] People alive don't understand me. How in the world a ghost is going to understand me?
Dr. Larry Montz : Because they communicate more telepathically than verbally, so they're not going to be worried about your accent.
Charo : Oh.
[Laughs nervously]
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Charo : [trying to get out of Flava Flav's arms in bed] Uh-uh, no spooning. Because spooning leads to forking.
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Charo : The first impression I get when I walk into this house is Liberace with diarrhea, 1940.
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Charo : [on meeting Flavor Flav] The first few minutes, I didn't put it together that it was Flavor Flake.
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Charo : [about Ryan Starr] She didn't want to sleep with Brigitte Nielsen because she's a crazy bitch.
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Charo : [about Flavor Flav] I am psychic, and whatever he's telling me, I know he's full of sh*t.
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Charo : [while standing in an elevator shaft where a patient was allegedly crushed to death] I hear the guy, okay? I'm sorry for him, but I want... I... I want to be alive.
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Charo : [On being separated from Jordan to go investigate the electroshock therapy room] If you leave me here alone that's the end of my... of me. I'm a chicken, Doctor. I have a big mouth that's all it is, but I'm a chicken.
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Charo : [after seeing the electric chair in the electroshock therapy room] I was terrified to see the electric chair. You know why? Think about it! How many people been electrified in this chair. It's not a toy. It's the chair that alot of people have been sit down there, close their eyes and get roasted.
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Dave Coulier : So Flav is planning on driving today.
Charo : Do you have a life insurance?