Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktakular (2003 TV Movie)

Adam Pospisil: Orson

Quotes 

• Orson : [Meeting Hannah Marie for the first time]  Hi.

  Hannah Marie : Hi... are you a real vampire?

  Orson : Of course I'm a real vampire, are you a real human?

  Hannah Marie : Yeah, but... you're just a kid.

  Orson : So are you.

  Hannah Marie : Do you go to school?

  Orson : Sure, night school. Don't you go to school?

  Hannah Marie : I go to school... Sacred Heart.

  Orson : Mm, sounds tasty. But you go during the day.

  Hannah Marie : So?

  Orson : How can you see with all that sunlight in your eyes?

  Hannah Marie : [giggles]  I can't see in the dark.

  Orson : [surprised]  You can't?

  Ruby : [aside to Scary Godmother]  It's his first real human.

  Scary Godmother : [smiles]  Cute.

• Hannah Marie : [looking in the fridge]  See anything you wanna eat?

  [Orson makes a move to bite her, but Hannah Marie sticks carrots onto his fangs] 

  Hannah Marie : I mean in the fridge silly.

  Orson : [annoyed]  I was just kidding.

  Hannah Marie : I know, I'm not afraid of you.

  Orson : [pulls the carrots off]  You should be! Someday I'll be King of the Night!

  Hannah Marie : Someday I'll be a movie star-princess-veterinarian-astronaut-ballerina. With a pony.

  Orson : [smiles]  Cool.

• [With the party food all gone, Scary Godmother and her broommates have decided to order pizza] 

  Count Max : Pizza, huh! Back in my day we'd never thought of putting cheese and sauce and-

  [Ruby elbows him] 

  Count Max : Pizza is a... groovy idea.

  [gives two thumbs up] 

  Hannah Marie : [giggles to Orson]  'Groovy'?

  [mimics the two thumbs up] 

  Orson : [groans]  I know, they're so embarrassing I could just live.