Malibu's Most Wanted (2003)

Jamie Kennedy: Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

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Quotes 

• Brad Gluckman : Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my chapstick, feelin' kinda car sick, there's a Ford Maverick.

• Tec : Hey, yo, that was ill. Hey, where'd you learn that from?

  B-rad : Grand Theft Auto 3.

  Tec : Word? Can I borrow that?

  B-rad : You got a, uh, Playstation 2?

  Tec : Nah, I got GameCast.

  B-rad : GameCast? Well, there's GameCube and then there's Dreamcast. Which you got?

  Tec : Well, I said I got Gamecast, man. Damn! I can't afford it!

• [seeing a scary movie] 

  B-Rad : RUN, BITCH! HE GONNA KIIILLLLL YOU!

• Brad Gluckman : My name is B-rad. Not Robbie van Winkle. I like my lattes non-fat and don't fo-get the sprinkle.

• B-rad : KING KONG... AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'... ON ME! AAAAAGHHHHHH!

  [starts firing pistols wildly] 

• PJ : What make you think you know what goes down up in the hood anyway?

  B-rad : BET.

• PJ : If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt?

  B-Rad : I stole that too.

• B-Rad : Stuart Little?

  Ronnie Rizzat : Negro please. That little white rat ain't got nuttin' on me.

• B-Rad : And If I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was?

  Ronnie Rizzat : Rapper? Hell, no, you stink.

  B-Rad : Don't be hatin'.

  Ronnie Rizzat : I'd rather eat garbage then listen to your tired-ass rhymes.

• B-Rad : [on being kidnapped and shoved into the trunk of a car]  Shotgun!

• Brad Gluckman : I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit.

• B-Rad : [to Tec]  You that weak fuck from the club.

• B-Rad : I got a PHD. Poser Hater Degree.

• B-Rad : Shondra?

  Shondra : Yeah, it's Shondra. But I guess I wasn't good enough for you, huh?

  B-Rad : What?

  Shondra : You had to creep up in the hood and get two more!

  Sister #1 : Oh, no she didn't.

  Sister #2 : Yes, she did.

  Sister #1 : Yes, she did.

• B-Rad : I'm gonna be on the campaign trizzy too, 24/7. you know, kissin' babies and whatnot.

• Bill Gluckman : Bill Gluckman is Down with the Bitches and Ho's?

  Tom Gibbsons : It was suppose to have read, Women are First with Gluckman.

  B-Rad : Nah Nah, that's old school, Pops. You need to keep your pimp hand strong.

• B-Rad : [after removing the tape]  Goddamn, that hurts like a motherfick!

• B-Rad : [to his parents and psychiatrist about when he becomes a famous rapper]  I'll buy you ALL cars.

• B-Rad : I think today is a good day to die, don't you? YAY YAAAAAYYYY!