The Even Stevens Movie (2003 TV Movie)

Tim Meadows: Miles McDermott

Quotes 

• Louis : Hold on. Okay, you know this is boring, and you just wanna go because you broke up with your stupid boyfriend and want to get away.

  Ren : And you just wanna stay here and sit on your stupid chair.

  Donnie : Do they have cable?

  Miles McDermott : Son, the beauty of Mandelino is there is no modern convenience of any kind.

  Donnie : Guys, this sounds kinda cool. I mean, I can run on the beach, get into football shape...

  Louis : Donnie, come on! You can run here and get in shape here. Please.

  Eileen Stevens : You know, Steve, this could be a wonderful family adventure. It could be everything we've been hoping for.

  Louis : No, Mom, listen... Listen, here's an adventure: You can stay here at home and give me breakfast and do my laundry, and that'll be an adventure. Dad, come on! Dad, listen. Dad... CAN SOMEBODY PUT A STOP TO THE MADNESS, PLEASE!

• [about the slug the tribal people offered the Stevens family to eat] 

  Miles McDermott : Havin' trouble gettin' it down, huh?

  Louis : [spits slug out on Beans' head]  I, uh... I generally try to avoid snacks that leave a trail of slime.

• Miles McDermott : [as Ren is chasing Louis through the forest with a spear, on camera]  Don't worry. She wouldn't hurt him.

  Ren : I'm gonna hurt you, Louis!

• [after learning the islanders' tiki goddesses' name] 

  Eileen Stevens : [to Miles]  Oprah?

  Miles McDermott : It's a coincidence.

• Miles McDermott : This is gonna be sweet!

  Twitty : I'll show you sweet.