Love Actually (2003)

Michael Parkinson: Parky

Quotes 

• Parky : This must be a very exciting moment for you, fighting for the Christmas Number One. How's it looking so far?

  Billy Mack : Very bad indeed... Blue are outselling me five to one. But I'm hoping for a late surge. And if I reach Number One, I promise to sing the song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.

  Parky : Do you mean that?

  Billy Mack : Well of course I mean it, Michael. Do you want a preview, you old flirt?

  [stands in front of Parky and flashes at him] 

  Parky : *That'll* never make Number One!